FlyingBacon

I guess I have been officially on here for 1 year now and I haven't even gotten started!
Oh well.

Random facts;
-I hate black licorice
-I always cheat at board games
-Unlike Brad Pitt, I have a very small ego

Feel free to engage in conversation with me.
I dont know anybody here ;-;

British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 2

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an australian something
Total: 3

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10"
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 5

Mexican
[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[ ] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 5

African American
[x] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 6

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You are under 5' 6"
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 5

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'7"
Total: 6

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 4

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You're fat.
[x] You are not cultured.
[x] You hate abortion.
[ ] You love the death penalty.
[x] You don't read.
[x] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 6

British: 2
Australian: 3
Italian: 5
Mexican: 2
Russian: 4
Irish: 5
*African: 6
Asian: 5
*German: 6
Canadian: 4
*American: 6

lol. so true, so true.

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Joanna

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: ( first three letters of real name plus "izzle" )
Joaizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: ( favorite color and favorite animal )
Yellow Velociraptor

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: ( the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first )
Johjo

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: ( your second favorite color, and favorite drink)
Orange Soda

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: ( second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name )
Ohlenason

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: ( both parents middle name )
Dohnell

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: ( "black" and the name of one of your pets )
Black Prince

9. NINJA NAME: ( first two letters of your first name added with "ruto" )
Joruto

10. PIRATE NAME: ( your middle name after the word Captain)
Captain Leeza